The President visits Florida and stops in at the BTR Saloon?!

This is really Tim Watters Tampa Florida, Last week the President made an unscheduled stop at the Born To Ride Saloon while on his way back to the White House from a democratic fund raiser in Miami. This detour caught everybody by suprise, and if it were not for some amateur photographers this story would not have been possible. The timing of this visit was just a few days prior to the release of the Starr report and it is rumored that the President was overheard remarking "......that it was awfully lonely in the Oval Office nowadays since Hillary fired all of the Interns", and that he needed to "Feel the wind in his hair". It is also reported that he said that he ..."always wanted to check out some Biker Babes" and that he "....Wanted to compare them to Interns".

It was reported that it really turned into a "Night to Remember" especially after the President had a few drinks and meet some of the people at the BTR Saloon.
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This is really Tim WAtters This reporter also learned that the President agreed to appear on a local Biker TV show called Born To Ride. In an unprecedented appearance the President even did several Promos for His new Friend Ron Galetti the Producer of BTR. This is really Tim Watters
To everyone's astonishment the President borrowed a Harley and went for a ride with a couple of the more friendly Biker Babes. That is when the President's security started to get a little paranoid. The party ended when the President got back after his second "ride around the block"! It was noted that his ability to ride a Hog was as good as his ability to, in his own words, "Get Jiggy".
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But perhaps the most troubling thing about this entire episode is that when confronted with this story and the photographs the President denied that he was at the BTR Saloon, and he used a curious tactic this time, he actually tried to get the Press Corp. to believe that it wasn't really him! According to the President it was a very clever deception undertaken by the special prosecutor to further discredit him. The President even went so far as to name the Impostor as Mr. Tim Watters.
What's next Mr. President? Are you going to tell us that Tim Watters was standing in for you on those days that Monica visited the Oval Office!