EVER BEEN ASKED, "WHAT IS A BIKER"?
WELL YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF.....
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU WOULD RATHER RIDE YOUR "BIKE" BEFORE
ANY OTHER MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU STOP TO HELP WHEN YOU SEE ANOTHER BIKER BROKE
DOWN. REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE IS RIDING.
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU RELENTLESSLY GO THE EXTRA MILE FOR THE CAUSES
YOU SUPPORT. [IE. ABATE, HOSPITAL FUND RAISER, POKER RUN FOR A DOWNED BROTHER.
ETC.]
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR SCOOT THAN MOST FOLKS DO
ABOUT THEIR CARS, TRUCKS, AND TOYS IN GENERAL.
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU FEEL THAT BEING ON A BIKE IS THE BIGGEST PART
OF YOUR LIFE, AND THAT YOU FEEL THAT YOU AND YOUR BIKE ARE ONE!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF WHEN YOU ARE NOT THREATENED, YOU ARE A BIG
TEDDYBEAR!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A MOTORCYCLE IN YOUR KITCHEN OR
LIVING ROOM!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU TALK TO YOUR SCOOT MORE THAN TOO YOUR OL' LADY!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE MORE DREAMS ABOUT THOSE LONG RIDES THAN
YOU HAVE ABOUT THAT INCREDIBLE BABE YOU WERE WITH LAST NIGHT!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE EVER CALLED IN SICK TO WORK BECAUSE THE
WEATHER WAS PERFECT FOR A NICE LONG RIDE!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU FEEL AS MUCH PRIDE IN YOUR RIDE AS YOU DO
ANYTHING ELSE!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU WILL RIDE IN ANY TYPE OF WEATHER TO GET TO A
BIKER EVENT FOR THE FREE BBQ & BEER!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO TALKS, WALKS, EATS, SLEEPS,
DREAMS, BLEEDS & CRAPS BIKES!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU KNOW WHAT DILLIGAF MEANS!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS & THE LIMITATIONS OF
YOUR MACHINE, BUT REALLY DON'T CARE!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU LONG TO ROAM THE OPEN ROAD UNDER THE STARS &
DEAL WITH THE ELEMENTS OF NATURE AS YOU MEET THEM!
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU'D RATHER WALK THAN RIDE BITCH.
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU DON'T MIND GETTING SOME BUGS SPLATTERED ACROSS
YOUR FACE.
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU HAVE SLEPT ON YOUR BED ROLL ALONG SIDE YOUR
SCOOT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD OR A REST STOP.
- YOU MIGHT BE A BIKER IF YOU WILL EAT GREASY "CARNEY" FOOD, DRINK
WARM BEER, USE FOUL LANGUAGE TO MAKE A POINT, RIDE HARD TO GET SOMEWHERE, LISTEN
TO ALL THE SOUTHERN ROCK & STOMP YOUR FEET TO THE TUNE AND THEN GO TO BED
WITHOUT A CARE (BUT HOPEFULLY WITH A BABE) AND THEN GET UP THE NEXT DAY & DO
IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
- AND YOU DEFINITELY ARE A BIKER IF THE THOUGHT OF STURGIS OR DAYTONA BRINGS
A BIG SMILE TO YOUR FACE.
YOUR STEEL STALLION SADDLE BUM
SANTA
EDITED BY STEVE "WIZARD" JASSE
